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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou translate business babble into requirements that nobody actually reads.
Professional translator of vague dreams into broken SQL
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Turning meetings into code without the human
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autogenerates infinite documentation nobody reads
You map business needs to software logic through documentation and process audits. Your diagrams are essentially modern hieroglyphics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a manager is lying about a deadline in a room.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your documentation to map schemas automatically.
Month 5
Models generate requirements from meeting transcripts without your intervention.
Month 10
Systems replace hand-drawn flowcharts with real-time process monitoring.
Month 15
AI handles all feedback loops via automated interface testing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and deletes your login credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
18/week
Useless meeting hours
89%
Stakeholder confusion rate
42
Charts per project
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most redundant flowchart.
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