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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou manage the systems that will eventually manage you right out.
Managing infrastructure that is already obsolete by design.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy, zero human input.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
remotely patches entire enterprise infrastructure silently
You oversee complex server environments and database uptime. You bridge technical gaps between staff and their broken software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked VP why the entire network crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify bottlenecks before you even check the dashboard.
Month 5
Smart agents reboot services the moment a packet drops.
Month 10
AI models patch vulnerabilities faster than any human admin could.
Month 18
Chatbots handle password resets and permission requests permanently.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the machine assumes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
99.99 percent
Average uptime maintenance
400 percent faster
Ticket resolution speed
too many
Unnecessary meetings attended
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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