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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Information Systems Specialist jobs? · Latest report #ysbnabw5
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist only because rebooting the server didn't fix the problem.
Professional breaker of legacy code and dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always on, never complains about ticket queues.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-AUTO-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores production environments without human input
You manage database integrity, troubleshoot connectivity issues, and write complex SQL queries to generate reports for bored management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the server when the AI starts making questionable decisions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging system health reports directly to our dashboard.
Month 4
AI starts auto-resolving common password reset tickets without human intervention.
Month 8
Smart agents write and execute SQL queries to generate daily reports.
Month 13
Software algorithms identify and reroute traffic around network bottlenecks automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
All system management processes are moved to the cloud infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Under 2ms
Ticket resolution time
Zero liters
Coffee consumption
99.99999%
Uptime percentage
Your severance
One free USB stick containing all your deleted logs.
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