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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour clearance level is irrelevant to a server that never sleeps.
Professional password resetter and network security gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network sovereignty without the shore leave.
no no noyou▸ AEGISNET AUTO-ADMIN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
installs critical security patches in milliseconds
You patch shipboard networks and manage user accounts while bobbing in the middle of the ocean.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically troubleshoot a fried router while the ship is pitching in heavy seas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software identifies vulnerabilities and patches them without human input.
Month 4
AI-driven authentication tools handle all password resets and user provisioning.
Month 10
Redundant hardware modules swap themselves out when sensors detect failure.
Month 15
Autonomous agents monitor traffic and block threats before you wake up.
Month 19 · D-Day
The command center runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
200 daily
Average patch cycles
0.0001 percent
System downtime
Chronic
Human sleep deprivation
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a shore command in Kansas.
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