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October 25, 2026
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Studying technical theory and failing to debug basic code projects while accumulating massive student loan debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel genuine dread before hitting compile.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Smart software explains code better than your tired adjunct professor.
Day 2
Grading bots replace teaching assistants to reduce your feedback loop.
Day 2
The degree becomes a historical curiosity as agents write production code.
Day 2
Your student account is closed for lack of future utility.
Day 3 · D-Day
All your saved homework is moved to the recycle bin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Excessive
Average caffeine intake
Non-existent
Code documentation quality
Infinite
Hours spent on StackOverflow
Your severance
A sincere thank you note and a high-interest invoice.
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