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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your final months of updating spreadsheet trackers for no reason.
Junior log-reader (currently filtering junk for senior staff)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets faster than you can blink.
bzzt.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 10000 alerts per millisecond
You spend your days reading automated vulnerability scan reports and manually checking compliance checkboxes. Your existence is a glorified filter for noise the system already ignored.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked executive why the false alarm happened in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom scripts will begin auto-populating your compliance spreadsheets with perfect accuracy.
Week 6
An LLM agent begins closing your support tickets based on existing internal documentation.
Month 3
AI systems directly integrate with patch management to bypass the human email ping-pong.
Month 4
Real-time AI monitoring agents replace your constant refreshing of security dashboards.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system autonomously secures the perimeter without your assistance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
94 percent
False positive rate
4 cups daily
Coffee intake
too many
Excel rows audited
Your severance
a LinkedIn recommendation from a bot account
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