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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace InfoSec Specialist jobs? · Latest report #e8fcptwf
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor alerts while the automated firewall kills the connection.
Digital gatekeeper (mostly reading logs, occasionally panicking)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total lock-down for your POS data.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks breach vectors before they happen
You monitor logs, manage access rights, patch systems, and chase down phishing alerts in retail databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a weird traffic spike is just a holiday sale.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters the noise so you only see real threats.
Month 4
System scripts update all store endpoints without human intervention.
Month 8
Permissions update dynamically based on user behavior and roles.
Month 13
Algorithms detect anomalies faster than any manual review.
Month 19 · D-Day
The security console locks you out for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
89 percent
False positives ignored
4 hours
Average patch time
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
One free pass to change your own password.
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