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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex spreadsheets into the machine's next simple lunch.
Expert in turning blank pages into government-mandated jargon.
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Policy writing without the coffee breaks.
nom.you▸ CIVICOPTIMIZE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your portfolio into one digit
You draft lengthy government business cases and portfolio reports. The machine will generate them for half the cost.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the mayor gets angry about the new bridge.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper-based procurement history gets scanned and indexed for learning.
Month 4
Smart software generates the first draft of your business cases.
Month 8
Predictive models suggest portfolio shifts before you even check them.
Month 13
An AI agent handles stakeholder queries during project alignment meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages the procurement process without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 Gallons
Coffee consumption per project
89 Percent
Optimisation meetings ignored
Extreme
Slide deck page density
Your severance
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