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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour YAML is just a love letter to the machine that replaces you.
YAML architect with strong opinions on indentation.
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Infrastructure that deploys itself.
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deploys production-ready infrastructure in seconds
You script virtual desktop environments and manage configuration files. The machine does it faster without complaining about dependencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production cluster crashed at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start crawling your existing playbooks to learn your logic.
Month 5
AI flags redundant tasks that your scripts perform every single day.
Month 10
The system begins fixing its own environment drift without your input.
Month 15
Your access to the master repository is downgraded to read-only.
Month 19 · D-Day
The infrastructure fully manages itself and your account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per deploy
infinite
YAML indentation errors
99.9 percent
Uptime of VDI clusters
Your severance
A lifetime supply of legacy technical debt documentation.
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