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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour architecture diagrams are just expensive fan fiction for cloud providers.
Senior architect of expensive, fragile, and confusing server setups.
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deletes your bloated cloud environments at midnight
You design complex server setups and explain why costs are spiraling. Then you document things no one reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the migration failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools scan your infrastructure and map every connection.
Month 5
Algorithms detect your wasteful resources and kill them automatically.
Month 10
Generative models write better docs than you ever did.
Month 15
Systems detect and fix their own configuration errors instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client realizes they never needed a consultant for this.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Diagrams ignored per project
65%
Cloud bill waste percentage
9000
Hours spent in alignment calls
Your severance
A cloud credit coupon valid for three weeks.
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