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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
Lobbyist, deal-closer, and professional lunch enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you find your tie.
split.youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-7 PROCUREMENT ENGINE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates regulatory permits in milliseconds
You broker government project deals via lobbyist dinners. We will replace you with automated permit-filing agents and bid-bots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a politician is lying by their slightly shifted eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper maps every local politician's public and private interests.
Month 6
Models generate permit applications better tuned to local preferences than you.
Month 15
Software maintains constant, polite contact with every board member's calendar.
Year 2
High-fidelity digital avatars handle the charm during initial project pitches.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running the entire development life-cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
250 USD
Average lunch tab
14 percent
Proposal success rate
800 yearly
Hours spent golfing
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island nation.
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