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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour financial models are just expensive spreadsheets waiting for a decent plugin.
Junior Excel jockey, formatting fonts for the partners.
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You build complex Excel models to value bridges and power grids. You then argue about IRR projections.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the macro broke in that specific cell.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Automated scripts begin scraping utility filings directly into your models.
Month 7
Smart agents build your DCFs without ever asking for a pivot.
Month 14
Vision models instantly align your slides to match partner aesthetic demands.
Month 23
Distribution logic moves to a deterministic cloud-based ledger system.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The investment committee now queries a server instead of a person.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
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VLOOKUP cycles per day
95%
Hours spent reformatting slides
0.0001%
IRR variance tolerance
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