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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou model Excel sheets until your eyes bleed for assets you'll never own.
Excel-jockey, model-builder, professional PowerPoint warrior.
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Calculates IRR with cold, mathematical precision.
split.youAI▸ CAPEX-AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects asset arbitrage opportunities before lunch
You build complex financial models and draft investment memos for large-scale utility, energy, and transportation projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a senior partner is lying to a regulator during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull regulatory filings and market data directly into models.
Month 4
AI models generate draft investment memos from raw deal data.
Month 8
A software agent reviews thousands of legal files for risks.
Month 13
Financial logic is hard-coded into real-time analytical systems.
Month 19 · D-Day
Humans are removed from the loop; software handles all valuations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2,400
Annual Excel hours
8 cups
Coffee consumption rate
12,000
Meaningless slide decks
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a premium meditation app.
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