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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Infrastructure Security Specialist jobs? · Latest report #iypxgc7f
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour firewall rules are just polite suggestions for a faster machine.
Master of the blinking lights and panicked midnight alerts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human error.
brr.you▸ SENTINEL-GRID V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-days before they land
You monitor network traffic and patch system vulnerabilities. You spend your life fighting invisible code-based intruders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a weird packet implies a malicious human on the other end.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify threats faster than human eyeballs can scan logs.
Month 4
Software updates itself across the network without breaking legacy dependencies.
Month 8
Machine learning replaces manually managing endless employee VPN access requests.
Month 13
Network operations centers run entirely without human intervention or coffee.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed as the grid secures itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400ms
Average patch latency
99 percent
Human error rate
100 percent
Uptime guarantee
Your severance
One free pass to reboot the entire internet.
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