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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour custom internal tooling is just a future legacy debt bomb.
Professional breaker of production at 3 a.m.
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The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which specific legacy config file will cause the production crash.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors identify the error before you even open your laptop.
Week 12
Smart software replaces your manual cloud resource provisioning scripts.
Month 7
AI applies security updates before vulnerabilities reach your production environment.
Month 11
Autonomous controllers roll back bad deployments without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
The infrastructure manages itself; your login credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
24/7
Hours spent on on-call alerts
Too much
Coffee consumed per incident
4 nines
Uptime vanity metrics
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical keyboard switches.
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