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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Infrastructure Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #iyr56mf8
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour cables are just wires, and wires are notoriously easy to replace.
Human interface for inanimate objects and locked doors.
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Automated port management for the modern server.
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reroutes data traffic without manual patching
You manage badge access and plug cables into server racks. Computers do this better without complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively diagnose why a legacy port refuses to shake hands.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mobile security apps remove the need for physical badge management.
Month 6
Inventory vision systems track cable locations in every room.
Month 11
Modular port systems eliminate the need for physical patching.
Month 15
Sensors identify fault locations before a human can walk there.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all physical infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 weekly
Average cable tangles
99 percent automated
Badge reset requests
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unmanaged ethernet cables.
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