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Will AI replace Infrastructure Systems Engineer jobs? · Latest report #h9i8ntia
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour thin client images will be deleted before you finish coffee.
Infrastructure guardian fighting the eternal VDI image bloat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite uptime for zero human input.
ow.you▸ VDI-DEPRECATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches all windows nodes in one millisecond
You manage hospital VDI images and keep Windows endpoints running across thousands of sterile, high-stakes hospital terminals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a specific hardware rack is about to melt just by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI starts scanning your gold images to find bloated registry keys.
Week 12
Smart agents detect thin client failures and remote-reboot them instantly.
Month 6
Scripting engines replace manual GPO tinkering with machine-learned security rules.
Month 12
Patch management bot handles all windows updates during quiet hours.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are logged out and replaced by a self-optimizing server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Zero
Blue Screen Occurrences
Nanoseconds
Ticket Resolution Speed
None
Human Emotion Detected
Your severance
A decommissioned thin client and a firm handshake.
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