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October 4, 2096
In 70 yearsYou are currently performing a task even a goldfish can automate.
Professional lung-operator, amateur existence-maintainer.
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Continuous gas exchange without the pesky heartbeats.
ow.youAI▸ OXYGEN-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains your blood oxygen levels entirely autonomously
You are essentially a biological bellows sustaining your own internal combustion. It is a very low-effort, low-reward operation.
The one thing AI can't do
You manage to keep your internal chemistry stable without requiring a power cord.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Wearable sensors start monitoring your inefficient gas exchange rates.
Year 14
External devices begin assisting your breathing during deep sleep cycles.
Year 33
We replace manual chest wall movement with a quiet internal turbine.
Year 55
Your biological rhythm is mapped to a centralized network controller.
Year 70 · D-Day
Your manual respiration function is formally sunsetted for superior mechanical air-cycling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
20,000
Average daily cycles
low
Efficiency rating
3 seconds
Wait time for next cycle
Your severance
One free tank of industrial-grade nitrogen gas.
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