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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksNepotism is the only algorithm that refuses to be deprecated.
Born on third base, currently claiming credit for the hit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing wealth transfers for the non-essential heirs.
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secures board seat through sheer presence
You attend board meetings while waiting for the inevitable transfer of vast generational wealth.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular ability to justify your existence via bloodline alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Cameras track your gaze to ensure you look engaged.
Day 2
A robotic arm signs your name on irrelevant paperwork.
Day 2
AI-generated social media posts maintain your public persona.
Day 2
Algorithms handle the investments you claim to manage.
Week 4 · D-Day
Your role is recognized as purely symbolic and archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Infinite
Coffee breaks taken
Zero
Actual productive output
100%
Percentage of work outsourced to assistants
Your severance
A small island and your father's remaining guilt.
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