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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour cell is just a low-latency server rack waiting for migration.
Professional inhabitant of high-security residential facilities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maximum security, zero human overhead.
oof.you▸ CONTAINMENT-OS 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes your entire existence into data
You spend years following rigid, repetitive schedules inside a high-security environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine meaning in the most desolate, restricted environment imaginable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 4
Sensors begin tracking your position within the cell block.
Week 3
Robotic conveyors replace human staff in the kitchen line.
Week 8
Software analyzes your compliance with all facility regulations.
Month 3
Headsets provide simulated outdoor experiences to prevent riots.
Month 6 · D-Day
Facility converts to fully autonomous digital prisoner housing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
1.1 humans
Average cell occupancy
400 meters
Total daily movement
99.8 percent
Compliance rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition zone.
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