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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the future by charging companies to guess what is coming.
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Data-driven pivots without the expensive lunches.
help!youAI▸ IDEATIONENGINE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad ideas in nanoseconds
Validates project ideas using rapid prototyping and advises leadership on where to dump their excess capital.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which senior leader needs their ego stroked during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI scrapes industry trends to replace your subjective intuition.
Month 5
Text-to-UI tools churn out high-fidelity mockups instantly.
Month 9
Models calculate investment returns without the need for workshops.
Month 14
The AI presents recommendations directly to leadership dashboards.
Month 19 · D-Day
The consultancy office is repurposed into a server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.8 percent
Ideas Rejected
4,000 yearly
Slides Produced
Excessive
Lunch Budget
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a trendy meditation app.
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