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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional echo chamber operator soon to be replaced by a loop.
Professional professional professional, mostly addicted to meeting agendas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting silos without the expensive lunches.
split.youAI▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless mission statements instantly
You facilitate workshops and bridge disparate government agencies. You draft mission statements that look good in annual reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the mayor stops pretending to care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent takes over your calendar to minimize human contact.
Month 4
Virtual meeting software replaces your sticky note facilitation skills.
Month 8
Large language models generate better-sounding memos than you ever could.
Month 12
Data analytics tools map your network better than your memory.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire ecosystem is managed by a single Python script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
450
Buzzwords per hour
12
Stakeholders ignored
0%
Actual progress made
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Open to Disruption'.
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