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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour PowerPoint slides are just hallucinations waiting for a better algorithm.
Senior slide-architect, professional buzzword weaver, quarterly meeting regular.
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hallucinates market data to suit client needs
You spend days designing slide decks and staring at consumer insight dashboards to justify billion-dollar product launches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a board of directors into funding a truly terrible idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your internal data to write your presentations for you.
Month 4
Models replace your intuition with math that actually works.
Month 8
Direct database feeds remove the need for your intermediate research reports.
Month 13
Digital personas simulate human reaction without the cost of human research.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system turns off your laptop and archives your entire career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2,400
Slides created per year
12 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy
450
Buzzwords per presentation
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee cup.
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