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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to translate bureaucratic nonsense is now a legacy feature.
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Automated compliance for EU research funding cycles.
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You draft complex grant proposals and manage project reporting for EU research consortia. Your time is mostly paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still soothe a panicked researcher when their budget report is rejected at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI fills your standard grant templates using current project data.
Month 4
Software tracks budget burn rates and flags spending risks.
Month 8
A language model rewrites technical research into compliant proposal text.
Month 13
Automated logs provide perfect documentation for Commission project officers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system submits all grants and reports without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
12 percent
Grant success rate increase
0
Average audit error count
4
Coffee breaks per day
Your severance
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