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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYou facilitate meetings to discuss how to eventually replace your job.
Professional slide-deck creator and professional room-reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating low-risk concepts with zero human overhead.
no no noyouAI▸ IDEATION-ENGINE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across broken internal departments
You draft slide decks, facilitate brainstorming sessions, and track product milestones to look busy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a board member is lying about their vision for the company.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Language models write your status updates and roadmap decks instantly.
Month 5
Software pulls real data instead of your subjective project status.
Month 11
An AI agent facilitates brainstorming sessions and summarizes the results.
Month 18
Algorithms handle team cross-talk better than a middle manager can.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system determines that innovation occurs faster without your management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
400
Average slides per month
99%
Meetings without outcome
8 hours
Time spent in Zoom
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our brainstorming software suite.
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