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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching machines to replace you is the ultimate form of irony.
Tenured professor of irony and buzzword bingo.
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You lecture on AI ethics while your syllabus is being rewritten by a prompt-engineering bot.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student starts using a generative model to cheat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin auto-scoring student essays with zero human bias.
Month 5
Real-time AI agents refresh your course content every single morning.
Month 13
Students interact with hyper-personalized bots that know your lectures better.
Year 1.9
Synthetic professors deliver your key lectures via interactive video portals.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the lecture portal is permanently redirected to the bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
72 percent
students sleeping
all
slides recycled
rising
existential dread
Your severance
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