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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTurning your tenure track into a very expensive, very slow lecture series.
Master of transition metals and unpaid administrative labor.
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Delivers specialized lectures on orbital symmetry and transition metals while overseeing complex, hazardous lab synthesis experiments.
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You can still explain complex molecular structures with a piece of chalk and pure spite.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All lecture slides are ingested and summarized by agents to remove your unnecessary personal anecdotes.
Month 5
Vision models evaluate handwritten reaction mechanisms faster and more pedantically than any tired professor.
Month 13
Gantry-mounted robotic arms execute hazardous chemical reactions in inert chambers without needing coffee or sleep.
Year 2
AI models generate plausible, jargon-dense grant proposals that satisfy bureaucratic metrics perfectly every time.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department replaces your office with a self-correcting server rack that runs the entire curriculum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
89%
Student sleep rate
42 per annum
Funding grant rejections
3 per shift
Safety protocol violations
Your severance
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