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Will AI replace Inquiry Evidence Team Leader jobs? · Latest report #4ehk2tpx
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSorting through government archives is just data entry with better stationery.
Professional curator of bureaucratic nightmares and paper trails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth extraction without the human bias.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITBOT INQUIRY SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
cross-references thousands of contradictory statements instantly
You manage the ingestion, cataloging, and redaction of massive evidentiary document sets for public inquiries.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure folder contains the memo that ruins everyone's day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners and optical character recognition digitize everything instantly.
Month 6
AI models identify relevant threads across millions of disparate documents.
Month 13
Automated filters identify PII and sensitivity levels better than humans.
Month 20
Legal teams stop asking you questions and start asking the server.
Year 2 · D-Day
The inquiry completes its work without a single human file clerk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
15000
Redaction speed (pages/second)
4.2
Human error rate (percent)
120
Coffee consumed per inquiry (liters)
Your severance
One shredder and a lifetime subscription to LexisNexis.
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