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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor human betrayal while I automate the final verdict.
Professional paranoiac fueled by coffee and suspicious login timestamps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth is just a data point.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags internal policy violations in milliseconds
You track suspicious access logs and interview potential corporate moles. I just read the data, you interpret it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a person's eyes during a confrontation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My software logs every click to define your normal behavior.
Month 4
I start flagging suspicious patterns you usually ignore until Tuesday.
Month 10
Bots send auto-emails demanding explanation for your minor data anomalies.
Month 15
Legal replaces your judgment with a hard-coded binary risk score.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are terminated by a script that lacks any human empathy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Files Flagged Per Hour
64%
Human Intuition Accuracy
8 cups
Coffee Consumed During Interrogation
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very awkward exit interview.
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