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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your pivot tables into a slightly more expensive recurring bill.
Professional translator of spreadsheets to corporate buzzword soup.
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Automated slides for executives who hate reading.
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generates meaningless charts before the meeting ends
You shuffle data between departments to prove your existence. You make slides about metrics that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder with enough confidence to survive a re-org.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents build your dashboard and ignore your manual formatting.
Month 4
Managers stop asking you questions and query the data directly.
Month 10
AI summarisers replace your status update calls with automated emails.
Month 15
Generative models produce your presentation decks while you sleep.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire function with one API call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
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Slides produced weekly
0.01%
Meaningful stakeholder takeaways
22 hours
Time spent in status updates
Your severance
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