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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Inspection Engineer jobs? · Latest report #6k8ivc6k
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour clipboard is just a fancy monument to human error.
Professional tower-climber and professional note-taker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total structural visibility at a fraction of cost.
bzzt.youAI▸ SCANDRONE SURVEYOR V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
maps micro-cracks while vibrating at high altitude
You climb tall structures to check for cracks and rust. You write reports that nobody ever reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a structural fatigue that sensors currently interpret as mere wind jitter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res optical sensors begin documenting every square inch of the site.
Month 6
Drones replace your ladder climbs for routine baseline scans.
Month 16
Software reads your reports to learn which cracks actually matter.
Year 2.5
Real-time vibration sensors alert us before a crack even appears.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and your access pass is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too many
Hours spent on scaffolding
14 percent
Report accuracy variance
110 bpm
Average climbing heart rate
Your severance
A safety harness and a map to the exit.
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