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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your breakfast photos into synthetic engagement metrics by next Tuesday.
Professional screen-starrer and filter-user in residence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating viral resonance without the existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ FEEDSYNTH PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises feed engagement using predictive trend modeling
You spend all day filming trends and editing vertical video to chase fickle algorithms for meaningless digital hearts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, fleeting panic when a post flops hard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically identifies trending audio and visual styles for you.
Month 4
Neural nets start rendering your aesthetic content without a camera.
Month 7
Bots handle all community replies and follower interaction cycles.
Month 11
The machine posts directly to servers to bypass human latency.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is officially managed by a dedicated render farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
84%
Average burnout rate
12 hours
Daily screen time
Zero
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ring lights and hollow validation.
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