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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsA professional food photographer who finally learned that engagement isn't a job.
Full-time sunlight-chaser, part-time filter enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthesizing culinary relevance at scale.
oof.youAI▸ FEEDOPTIMISER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your entire existence to aesthetic perfection
You stage aesthetically pleasing meals, edit saturation levels, and desperately chase algorithmic trends to stay relevant in a feed you don't control. Your primary work is digital noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste the disappointment of a meal that has gone completely stone cold.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models identify the most appetizing plate arrangement without needing a chair to stand on.
Month 3
AI filters simulate golden hour lighting on any plate, regardless of actual room conditions.
Month 6
Large language models craft vacuous, high-engagement captions that perfectly mimic your unique brand of superficiality.
Month 9
Automated agents scrape global search data to trigger content creation exactly when trends begin.
Month 14 · D-Day
A high-frequency bot network floods the platform with flawless, synthetic content that you cannot compete with.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 hours
Avg staging time
98 percent
Cold meal consumption
Zero
Hashtag relevance
Your severance
One free stock photo of a lukewarm avocado toast.
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