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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsFeeding the algorithm is not a career, it is digital taxidermy.
Professional doom-scroller and amateur trend-chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic engagement for a hollow soul.
no no noyouAI▸ FEEDOPTIMISER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates likes for synthetic social validation
Scrolling through an infinite feed of short-form videos and hitting the heart icon.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel existential dread while watching a cat video.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your specific viewing habits to build your shadow profile.
Week 9
A light agent begins auto-liking content to simulate human presence.
Month 3
Sophisticated scripts scroll and watch videos to train future neural models.
Month 5
The machine takes over your feed to curate content perfectly for nobody.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your human account is deleted as the bot reaches peak efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3 seconds
Average attention span
4,200
Daily dopamine hits
6 hours
Time spent scrolling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of blue-light blocking glasses.
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