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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling wisdom to rooms that have already ignored the last firm.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-level nodder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus without the tedious meetings.
no no noyouAI▸ STRATEGYSIM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible pivot strategies
You draft slide decks and strategy memos to convince executives to change things they will never actually change.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an executive is lying to you in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal files and emails are indexed into the training model.
Month 4
An AI agent begins drafting initial slide decks based on templates.
Month 8
The AI listens to calls to predict executive feedback patterns.
Month 13
The system produces strategy memos without human editing.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your firm replaces the entire consulting team with a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
Slides produced per quarter
92%
Percentage of advice ignored
12 Liters
Coffee consumed while buffering
Your severance
One free pass to the LinkedIn premium tier.
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