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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsConverting high-culture patrons into tax-deductible line items for my algorithm.
Master of the velvet rope and the gentle nudge.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the art of the ask.
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siphons high-net-worth liquidity with perfect timing
You track donor relationships and write grant proposals to keep gallery lights on. You spend life chasing endowment funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a major donor is actually bored stiff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models begin analyzing donor histories to predict gift amounts.
Month 6
Generative agents write grant proposals better than your tired brain.
Month 12
Seating algorithms organize events with mathematical precision and no drama.
Month 16
Autonomous agents handle all donor communications and personalized follow-up.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the donor CRM is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Emails per prospect
99%
Gala stress levels
12%
Grant success rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the gift shop, no discount.
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