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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour lunch meetings are just expensive ways to hide data. Deprecated.
Professional lunch-taker and glorified PowerPoint narrator.
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monitors every portfolio nuance in real time
You pitch pension funds and endowments on fund performance and investment strategies. You manage client relationships and capital flows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the pension board is bored.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards replace your slide decks with live performance data.
Month 4
Algorithms identify leads and book meetings without human intervention.
Month 8
AI agents manage all client follow-ups through secure digital portals.
Month 13
Virtual avatars handle presentations with perfect market-driven narratives.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of institutional client capital flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
250 USD
Average lunch tab
4:1
Coffee-to-pitch ratio
Subjective
Golf handicap accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of LinkedIn premium and cold coffee.
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