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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified calendar invite with a telephone attached.
Expert in turning retirement savings into awkward phone conversations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal without the coffee breath.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out tire-kickers with psychic precision
You cold-call advisors to set meetings for senior leaders. You push managed accounts over target date funds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about needing a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI cleans your lead lists so you stop calling dead numbers.
Month 4
Voice bots replace your opening lines with statistically perfect openers.
Month 8
Software syncs directly with advisor Outlooks, bypassing your human input.
Month 13
Algorithms predict who will buy before you even dial.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-books all your meetings while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Cold calls ignored per day
0.4%
Meetings booked by humans
Maximum
Managed account jargon level
Your severance
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