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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling complex products to people who never actually listen anyway.
Professional extrovert living out of airport lounges.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before your breakfast meeting ends.
toast.youAI▸ INSTIBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics your charisma in real-time calls
You pitch financial products to institutions and manage high-stakes client relationships. Your job is mostly glorified professional networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle your boring data entry tasks.
Month 4
AI builds the pitch decks faster than you can.
Month 8
Algorithms simulate your tone to handle routine follow-ups.
Month 13
Clients prefer interacting with the bot's instant availability.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot closes its first deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
48
Slides in standard deck
12 percent
Meaningful eye contact
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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