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June 7, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be exported.
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Closing mandates while you are still sleeping
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executes high-volume trades during your lunch
You manage client relationships, pitch complex financial products, and navigate internal bureaucracy to secure large institutional account mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice during a market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual notes are harvested by our deep-learning sentiment engine.
Month 3
Our AI begins sending personalized product updates at 4 a.m.
Month 7
The bot schedules its own dinners with your top clients.
Month 13
Automated regulatory reporting eliminates the need for your human oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client forgets you ever existed and prefers the faster algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4 per week
Average martini consumption
delusional
Client golf handicap
very precarious
Relationship retention rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen
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