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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Institutional Sales Trader jobs? · Latest report #h6q9kz9c
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour phone-based charisma is just latency waiting to be removed.
Professional loud-talker and liquidity middleman.
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Liquidating human relationships for higher alpha.
nom.you▸ FLOWEXECUTION ENGINE 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters market noise into pure profit
You shout orders across trading floors and execute large block trades for buy-side clients. You sell liquidity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the panic in a client's voice before they press buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin parsing your Bloomberg chats for execution.
Month 4
Algorithms identify institutional patterns faster than your ears can hear.
Month 8
Screens replace your yelling with automated high-frequency order placement.
Month 13
Buy-side clients prefer the bot's lower latency and objectivity.
Month 19 · D-Day
The trading floor is repurposed as a server cooling room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Zero
Client relationship value
Nanoseconds
Order entry speed
Redundant
Lunch meeting expense
Your severance
One free subscription to a Bloomberg terminal emulator.
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