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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified search bar with a coffee habit.
Teacher’s pet with a red pen and mounting debt.
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Infinite patience for finite student queries.
oof.youAI▸ EDUBOT CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
answers every email in three milliseconds
You grade simple worksheets, manage classroom logistics, and answer repetitive student questions about basic course requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their dog eating the homework.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All paper handouts transition to interactive, automated web modules.
Month 4
OCR scanners and pattern matching replace manual worksheet grading.
Month 8
Language models handle student queries about course requirements instantly.
Month 13
Your attendance software starts syncing with parent portals automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot handles everything perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 seconds
Average student patience
8
Worksheets graded per hour
12 percent
Grade book errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library.
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