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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling peace of mind using spreadsheets and broken promises.
Professional ghoster of prospects and commission-hungry hunter.
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automates policy renewals overnight
You spend all day cold-calling leads and chasing renewals to hit aggressive quarterly commission targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at making people feel heard while overcharging them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your cold outreach templates automatically.
Month 5
Predictive software identifies which clients are ready to buy.
Month 10
Automated systems handle all standard policy renewals without humans.
Month 15
AI handles first-level client frustration regarding policy payouts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The brokerage replaces your role with a self-service sales portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Unlimited
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Policy churn rate
Eliminated
Commission overhead
Your severance
One free subscription to a sales podcast.
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