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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your slide deck into a binary file nobody will read.
Master of the pivot table and the bulleted list.
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generates ninety-slide decks in three seconds
You build complex Excel models to explain risk and assemble PowerPoint decks to justify premiums.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly when the model output contradicts the client's gut feeling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated pipelines begin pulling insurance loss data directly from carrier portals.
Month 5
Algorithms learn your specific risk-weighting patterns from historical spreadsheets.
Month 10
Generative models produce consistent slides without needing your constant formatting.
Month 15
Brokers accept machine-generated risk insights as being more objective than yours.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final Excel file is deleted as the engine takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,000 yearly
Slides built
12 percent
Cells unreferenced
99 percent
Meaningless bullet points
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock photo site.
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