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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour desk is just a holding pen for future algorithmic decision-making modules.
Professional cat herder of commission-hungry sales agents.
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You manage staff, monitor sales targets, and oversee local policy compliance. Soon, code does it all better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their house fire claim.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software takes over your daily sales pipeline reporting tasks.
Month 5
An engine assigns leads based on agent performance history.
Month 12
Automated logs replace your manual audit of every application.
Month 16
Clients talk to chatbots that understand policy better than you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The branch office closes because everything is done in cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 percent
Average quarterly quota missed
92 percent
Staff meeting redundancy rate
0.4 liters
Coffee consumed per policy
Your severance
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