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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour desk is a glorified spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Professional paper-pusher, master of the 'please see attached' email.
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You shuffle policy documents between carriers and clients while chasing renewals. You translate jargon into expensive, vague promises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their premium spiked this year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters your inbox and labels every policy renewal notice.
Month 4
Macros automatically update client coverage grids without human touch.
Month 8
Direct API connections to carriers bypass all human negotiation rituals.
Month 12
Clients now ask a friendly bot why their premium increased.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final renewal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails per day
84%
Time spent in spreadsheets
4 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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