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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex risk models into simple, delete-able CSV files.
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automates quarterly risk assessment spreadsheets
You interpret insurance policy data to suggest pricing and risk changes. You translate business goals into requirements documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the business logic makes no sense to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace manual data scrubbing and macro repairs.
Month 5
AI models ingest business goals to write precise development requirements.
Month 10
Executive slides and risk reports update autonomously every morning.
Month 15
Algorithms determine risk tiers without waiting for manual analysis.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the last model out-performs your intuition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Requirement docs written
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Excel crashes
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Stakeholder confusion
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