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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to deny claims is charmingly slow and remarkably expensive.
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You review medical records, assess mortality risks, and finalize policy underwriting decisions. You spend your day trapped between conflicting actuarial data and complex underwriting guidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their smoking history over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software instantly extracts medical history from scanned PDF files.
Month 4
Neural networks begin assigning risk scores to applicants faster than you can blink.
Month 8
AI provides final underwriting recommendations that you are required to rubber-stamp.
Month 13
Natural language agents handle all email queries directly with brokers and clinics.
Month 18 · D-Day
The underwriting department is fully automated and your login credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4
Claims processed hourly
High
Coffee consumption rate
12 percent
Policy approval error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium policy.
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