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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsRisk assessment is just math, but you keep pretending it is intuition.
London market veteran (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally terrified of claims)
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Quantifying risk without the expensive lunch
glub.youAI▸ UNDERWRITE-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates catastrophic loss ratios in milliseconds
Analysing complex insurance risks and negotiating premiums within the London market. You evaluate exposure and decide if the house of cards is worth insuring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a broker's eyes during a negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR agents convert your physical slips into machine-readable JSON data structures.
Month 5
Probability models begin suggesting premiums based on historical exposure and loss data.
Month 12
Brokers transition to direct API submission rather than negotiating in person with you.
Month 20
The system autonomously declines risks that fall outside of predefined appetite thresholds.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the underwriting platform is revoked as the algorithm handles the entire portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per policy
0.0%
Broker handshake quality
4.2%
Risk miscalculation rate
Your severance
A vintage fountain pen and a LinkedIn premium subscription
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