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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human script waiting for a better interface.
Expert at pretending to check with the underwriting department.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Explaining coverage without the human awkwardness.
pop?you▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your life into an excel sheet
You explain policies to confused people and type data into CRM software until your eyes glaze over.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about the car dent, even if they aren't.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual responses are replaced by AI-suggested text in your chat.
Month 4
An AI voice handles the basic policy questions while you just listen.
Month 8
Robots approve standard claims without any human needing to look.
Month 13
You are only needed for the one percent of confused callers.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your headset is recycled and your login is permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
42 minutes
Average hold music endurance
12:1
Coffee-to-policy ratio
89 units
Useless jargon per minute
Your severance
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